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Great episode and once again they forgot butters hahaha he zo fag
any one else have any lagg with the voice and the animations?
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the arabic man is talking about israel not family guy but the subbtitles are sooo funny like “we are super pissed-off about family guy”
f*** off stupid jew!
Retaliation OMG MMkaay
Why is it chinese/japanese sub?
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omg family guy is funnier than south park AND has risen above this, round of applause due.
family guy is awsome!
I think South Park is a whole lot funnier than family guy and the characters are funnier.. Though I haven’t watched that much family guy
I’m Bored
south park is definetly funnier than family guy, it’s better thought out and has better messages . I used to love family guy and watched it from day 1 b4 it became so popular. At some point it just got lame. personal preference i suppose, i laugh harder from “it was a spooky ghost” than anything from family guy. lol anybody who thinks fg is better is forgetting that family guy prolly would have never came to be without SP knocking down the barriers and changing what is acceptable on television.
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trust me South P. > Fam. south park is much better
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butterss isnt a fag asshole hes one of my fav carechters lol this episodes awesome lol wtf with the end and that wierd chinese laddy lol i was like wow?? OK THEN?????
KENNY @W@
you that guy who did that thing at that place and that one time in south park?? hahahahahaha that was so funny
hi i like to have these epis subbed . cuz most of the time i don’t really understand what they’re saying.
Hi the best place inside the world is this. finest in globe.I’ve no words for my country.. i like bollywood moviesI\’ve lived in Indian Cities.
HA! family guy better than south park? thats the dumbest thing ive heard since someone said green day was talented, family guy uses stupid random jokes that are just dumb and not funny and have nothing to do with the plot of the story at all, wich technically means they could use ANY idea at any point in the show, wich proves there not creative at all, and sometimes that show just makes me feel stupid for watching it, because of how bad some parts are, i admit they have the od funny moment, but usualy followed up with the whole rest of the episode being completly retarded, south park on the other hand is so creative and almost every episode has some kind of message in it like, in this one when jimmy was saying how pussies use steriods its showing the 3 guys who abused steriods wile there smiling. i like futurama, the simpsons, the oblongs, missions hill, undergrads, john calahans quads, and i love south park, but family guy is the one cartoon humor show i just cant stand, its sooo gay and immature (not in the funny imature kinda way)
I have watched all of Family guy and it is not half as funny as south park.
I agree with Batman. Family Guy is funny but so immature South Park is abit more real. Anyway Timm 2000 is one of my favourites.. and tbh, after wtaching this episode I Googled ADHD and i had all the symptoms when I was about 7 or 8 (hey, I still have some them.. hyper, don’t pay attention alot, loose things, get bored easily, give up on tasks, fidgeting but I’m clever and get on well so I dunno^^). I was never dignosed though and thank God! I would hate to be on ritlin if it made me that boring
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NO WATERMELLON, NO CHICKEN, MAKES HOMER ANGRY!
anybody else notice Mr. Derp behind chef and the doctors? I god damn love Mr. Derp, shame he only talked in 1 ep
i wonder how family guy felt about this…?
Did mr.derp replace cher when he died?
Some people don’t have a sence of humor that’s why you think it’s retarded
But i can imagine that if you watch missions hill cuz that is so gay^^
THIS WAS THE WORK S**T IV EVER SEEN F YOU AMERICANS GO TO HELL
Family guy sucks!
Reasons
- Stupid flashbacks
- 15 minute chicken fight
- Copies all story ideas from other shows
- Very un-original story line ALL THE TIME
- Total garbage
Southpark is awesome, Why?
- Satire comedy
- Hilarious story plots
- No constant flashbacks
- Doesnt make it obvious that they made a joke
- Better storyline ALL THE TIME!
- Un-Orginal, But on purpose
- Family guy is its b%^&
Lol I love both afmily guy and south park but family guy is more funny to me.
Considering that south park uses more disgusting content
Family Guy and South Park are both extremely funny. It’s different humor so you can’t really compare the two shows.
3 bad episodes in a row
wasn’t the royal wedding in England not Canada
Shit episode =/ southpark has lsot its touch
Lol Batman, how is SP not random then? I mean ripping off a arm putting it in his ass? Nooo, thats not random.
Southpark’s cajoleries are thoroughly disgusting—so much so, that if there are any children or sensitive people reading this letter, I suggest that they stop now and not read what I am about to describe. If you disagree with my claim that the ineluctable outcome of Southpark’s belief systems is a world in which what I call grumpy sociopaths introduce changes without testing them first, then read no further. Plainly stated, Southpark sells the supposed merits of conformism on the basis of rhetoric, not evidence. The evidence, however belated, is now in, and the evidence says that difficult times lie ahead. Fortunately, we have the capacity to circumvent much of the impending misery by working together to avoid the extremes of a pessimistic naturalism and an optimistic humanism by combining the truths of both.
I see two problems with Southpark’s expostulations on a very fundamental level. First, his anti-democratic apostles are congenitally unable to grasp the fact that thanks to Southpark, I’m now suffering from post-traumatic stress syndrome. And second, Southpark has convinced a lot of people that he is always being misrepresented and/or persecuted. One must pause in admiration at this triumph of media manipulation. He likes to imply that he is the way, the truth, and the light. This is what his codices amount to, although, of course, they’re daubed over with the viscid slobber of cold-blooded drivel devised by his co-conspirators and mindlessly multiplied by cheeky sluggards. Southpark’s assault on free speech was not mounted in a few weeks. Rather, it evolved gradually over a much longer period of time, barely perceptible in its origins and benefiting from a gradualism that provoked little awareness, much less any real reaction. That’s why it is now the time to straighten out Southpark’s thinking.
Southpark’s speeches tend to be more phatic than illustrative. And I can say that with a clear conscience because if Southpark continues to commit senseless acts of violence against anyone daring to challenge his unholy insults, crime will escalate as schools deteriorate, corruption increases, and quality of life plummets. The significance of this is that he likes to compare his morals to the venerable documents that shaped this nation. The comparison, however, doesn’t hold up beyond some uselessly broad, superficial similarities that are so vague and pointless, it’s not even worth summarizing them. Although the destructiveness of Southpark’s treatises has been chronicled elsewhere in great and tedious detail it fits too neatly into my thesis to overlook. Hence, I shall chronicle it here as well but only as a quick comment that Southpark hates you—yes, you, because you, like me, want to expand people’s understanding of Southpark’s salacious, ill-natured metanarratives.
There’s no shortage of sin in the world today. It’s been around since the Garden of Eden and will unquestionably persist as long as Southpark continues to resort to ad hominem attacks on me and my family. His worshippers have been seen twisting our entire societal valuation of love and relationships beyond all insanity. Southpark claimed he would take responsibility for this offensive behavior, but in fact he did nothing to fix matters or punish the culprits. This proves that perhaps one day we will live in a world where good people are not troubled by fear of lackadaisical administrators. Until that day arrives, however, we must spread the word that Southpark’s rotten machinations have caused the worst sorts of contemptuous primates there are to descend upon us like a swarm of locusts, shattering other people’s lives and dreams.
Common-sense understanding of human nature tells us that you’re a sucker and a fool if you believe that Southpark’s apple-polishers will one day turn around and stand by our principles and be true to them on all occasions, in all places, against all foes, and at whatever cost. No joke. Southpark’s policies, like opium, hashish, or alcohol, keep the canaille in a trance and oblivious of reality. Now that’s a strong conclusion to draw just from the evidence I’ve presented in this letter so let me corroborate it by saying that the term “idiot savant” comes to mind when thinking of Southpark. Admittedly, that term applies only halfway to him, which is why I believe that Southpark would have us believe that he is the ultimate authority on what’s right and what’s wrong. Not surprisingly, his evidence for that utterly cranky claim is top-heavy with anonymous sources and, to put it mildly, he has a checkered track record for accuracy. I think it would be more accurate for Southpark to say that I have reason to believe that he is about to spoil the whole Zen Buddhist New Age mystical rock-worshipping aura of our body chakras. I pray that I’m wrong, of course, because the outcome could be devastating. Nevertheless, the indications are there that I’ve tried to explain to Southpark’s incorrigible, self-indulgent cat’s-paws that it is hard to ignore the impact of Southpark’s misconduct on our children, our culture, and our national character. As could be expected, they were a bit slow on the uptake. I just couldn’t get them to comprehend that this makes me fearful that I might someday find myself in the crosshairs of Southpark’s froward ballyhoos. (To be honest, though, it wouldn’t be the first time.)
Southpark’s subordinates are unified under a common goal. That goal is to convince innocent children to follow a path that leads only to a life of crime, disappointment, and destruction. Given the tenor of our times, if there’s an untold story here, it’s that Southpark has certainly never given evidence of thinking extensively. Or at all, for that matter. I have always assumed that his pals are suckers for rallying chants, regurgitated, standardized slogans, and other behavioral reinforcements, but the fact of the matter is that I myself want to make this clear so that those who do not understand deeper messages embedded within sarcastic irony—and you know who I’m referring to—can process my point. This in mind, I would like to take personal action and warn the public against those beastly, mudslinging twits whose positive accomplishments are always practically nil but whose conceit can scarcely be excelled. Southpark wants to break down our communities. What’s wrong with that? What’s wrong is Southpark’s gossamer grasp of reality.
We are becoming a nation of venal, craven enemies of the people. I won’t dwell on that except to direct your attention to the unruly manner in which he has been trying to usher in the rule of the Antichrist and the apocalyptic end times. I have observed that those who disagree with me on the next point tend to be unsophisticated and those who recognize the validity of the point to be more educated. The point is that Southpark wants us to emulate the White Queen from Lewis Carroll’s Through the Looking Glass, who strives to believe “as many as six impossible things before breakfast”. Then again, even the White Queen would have trouble believing that Southpark is a refined gentleman with the soundest education and morals you can imagine. I prefer to believe things that my experience tells me are true, such as that Southpark will probably respond to this letter just like he responds to all criticism. He will put me down as “querulous” or “brusque”. That’s his standard answer to everyone who says or writes anything about him except the most fawning praise.
Until we put to rest incoherent and sullen inclinations such as Southpark’s, Southpark will continue to use paid informants and provocateurs to declare martial law, suspend elections, and round up dissidents (i.e., anyone who does not buy his lie that the sun rises just for him). But it goes further than that; there’s an important difference between me and Southpark. Namely, I am willing to die for my cause. Southpark, in contrast, is willing to kill for his—or, if not to kill, at least to strap us down with a network of rules and regulations.
My life’s work is to bear witness to the plain, unvarnished truth. I submit that everyone should stop and mull that assertion. Then, people will understand why if Southpark’s pigheaded zingers became more widespread, it would spell the ruination of this country. What I want to know is how many people have had their lives ruined by Southpark. Dozens, unquestionably. Hundreds, very possibly. Thousands is not out of the realm of possibility. Regardless of the exact number, we must cast a gimlet eye on Southpark’s tirades. Our children depend on that.
Some people I know say that I have had to restrain myself from rebuking Southpark more vehemently. Others argue that there is no reason to worsen an already unstable situation and there is every reason not to. At this point the distinction is largely academic given that my cause is to communicate and teach. I call upon men and women from all walks of life to support my cause with their life-affirming eloquence and indomitable spirit of human decency and moral righteousness. Only then will the whole world realize that we must recognize and respect the opinions, practices, and behavior of others. If we don’t, future generations will not know freedom. Instead, they will know fear; they will know sadness; they will know injustice, poverty, and grinding despair. Most of all, they will realize, albeit far too late, that Southpark maintains that he acts in the name of equality and social justice. This is hardly the case. Rather, there is growing evidence that says, to the contrary, that I find it sickening to watch him change the course of history. That’s pretty transparent. What’s not so transparent is the answer to the following question: Whatever happened to good sportsmanship? A clue might be that he is the picture of the insane person on the street, babbling to a tree, a wall, or a cloud, which cannot and does not respond to his op-ed pieces. To sum it all up, Southpark is wrong.
O__O well i need too say i dont belive you.sp is a funny show and i realy like it.yes i agree too.it is very offencive.but i dont think it gave u that syndrome.i think it was a joke.i may be wrong i may be.but i have no right to say u dont.i was offended by sp too but i got over it in a matter of mins.u should too.i dont think meany have read what u said cuz 1 ppl here like sp end of.2 cuz what u said was way too complercated im sorry but it is.reson 3is that u should`nt be comlaning to us .u should be complaning too the guys who made sp not us the viuers.go ahead.do it.be cuz if u do,u may aswell get rid of family guy robot chiken and the simpsos and south park not us alot of us on this web would like sp and disagree with what u said.ive got a solsion any way.agnore it.agnore it all. sp wont bother u if u dont watch.and who knows?maybe u will like it in a few years.i did the same.inored sp for 6 yrs.and now im realy in too it.so plz do not coplanian about that big stuff here.there are good stuff on sp too : info and good messages.so i think sp is more right more then ever.thank you for youre comment sir.
p.s very sorry for my spelling and grammer. <: ]
johnnynodick`s comment makes no sence what so ever.
funny at the end. lol
got a easy solution johnny no dick don’t watch it. Don’t leave a four page about it either go watch Benny Hinn buddy.
so right
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all these opinions “this is better then that” “no this is better that that!” you all throw shit at each other and expect each other to care.
especially johnnynodicks rant (not that i think anyone would give a shit about the effort johnnynodick put into that rant purely by the choice he has gone with for a title for yourself. i mean that does say something about how you think. and if you hate this show so much… why the fuck are you on this site… again… says something about how your mind works)wake the fuck up everyone, you all have your own opinions you all have your own rights to laugh at whatever you want. (unless its sick and involves getting someone else hurt)you all can tell each other what to like but at the end of the day everyone has there own paradigm, what happens in the lives makes there paradigms (how one thinks about anything to do with anything) so stop trying to change each other opinion enjoy your own opinion and let other enjoy theirs. If you cant understand this your not mentally developed enough to right an opinion
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